Monday 7 February, 2005

Apologies

Filed under: General

Can I apologise sincerely for the lack of humour and general stuff of interest on my 'blog of late.  Maybe my wife is a source of inspiration to me, and her absence has left me bereft of creative juices.  Who knows?  I've just read back through the last couple of posts and felt compelled to put fingers to keyboard.  (Some may argue that the lack of interest has been a common theme since the ramblings began back on 6 July.  I would argue that if they're reading this, more fool them.)

For those of you who haven't come across Robbo, the football pundit from the BBC, I strongly recommend his posts.  Here's a link to this week's post.  Generally, he's right on the money, with some appealing humour thrown in.  I'm somewhat surprised he gets away with it from the BBC's standpoint.  I suggested to Ben that his "Hello, son" rapport with Wozzer (sp.) was drawn from this, but he assures me that it pre-dates this - ever the trend-setter.

The last time anyone clicked on any of the ads you see to your right was on 16 January.  The last time I earned any money from such a click was on 20 December.  BRYBGR will pay me when my earnings top $100.  Thanks to the anomaly of 5 clicks earning me $13.44 on 20 December, my total earnings to date are $13.61, giving a daily average of almost $0.18 per day.  (Taking out the outlier brings this down to $0.0022 per day.)  Using the former metric to extrapolate, I will get paid on 4 June 2006.  If we assume that 20 December was a unique anomaly, it will be 44,629 days before payday - 16 April 2127.  I will be 153 years old.  Partyyyyyyy!


Posted by dan at 4:05pm | Permalink | Comments (1) | Trackbacks (0)
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Dude... make sure this appears in your will!

Much as I wish you a long and properous life, 153 will be a big ask. Mind you, I bet you sleep easy at night knowing you'll have this coming at that point, and when it does, said amount will probably buy you a sherbet dipper or perhaps stick of gum?

Party indeed!

Posted by Rob 2:33pm, Tuesday 8 February 2005
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